stuff the kids say

Alec- "Mom I didn't know Abrahama Lincoln knew Jesus."

Me- "What do you mean Alec?"

Alec- "Well mom, I didn't know Jesus lived during the Civil War!!"

Me- (trying not to crash because I am driving  and I think this is hilarious....)



Alec- "Mom something really bad happened at school today!"

Me- "What happened???!"

Alec- "Well Isabella said that she loved Jacob today in front of the whole class!"

Me- "aww, how cute!"

Alec- "No mom, you don't understand, Jacob is like a girl!"

Me-"What? what do you mean by that?"

Alec-"first of all, love is gross, I hate love. But Jacob loves cats, Barbie, and lip gloss!!, he's like a girl mom!!"

Sister jumps in... "Well maybe he has chapped lips, boys can use chapstick for their lips too"

Alec- "No, lipGLOSS, he likes LIPGLOSS! AND Barbie, AND cats!!, he's like a girl"

Me- "Wait, why do you hate love? I love you, you love me, love is ok, what's wrong with love?"

Alec- "Love is gross, I hate love, I don't like girls"

Me- "So what do you think of a boy who likes cats, Barbie and lipgloss?"

Alec - "He's like a girl mom, that's it"

LMAO!

Alec- "mommy, I remember when Juliet used to suck your boobie"

Me- "yeah, that's how babies get their milk"

Alec- "What???? how do they get milk in there????!!!"

Me- "Well your body makes the milk after you have a baby"

Alec -"That's weird. But I still remember when Juliet sucked your boobie"

Me- "yeah, that's normal Alec, God made it to work that way"

Alec- "He did??? oh, that's cool"

hilarious!